katharine observes the unobservant
January 25, 2012
Ways I can tell no one’s paying attention to me:
No one calls me out for alternating between vector and hand-drawn props for Boris
I have cleverly distributed eight typos through my blog which have not been identified
No one said anything about my new hair cut
I didn’t get any citizenship presents
My last five status updates have been heterophobic and racist against Caucasians
I’m standing right behind you as you read this and you don’t even notice
I have been topless for three days
Three of these are lies and you don’t know which ones because you kind of skimmed the whole thing to see if I mentioned you or said anything funny or angry or offensive
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You’re a crafty Canadian, aren’t you?
I was busy putting on my rant guard, so I didn’t notice your toplessness or your hair. Both are very nice. Thank you for pointing them out.