HGTV [House Hunters] Drinking Game

If, like me, you’re prone to spending several hours watching HGTV, why not make it more interesting? Here’s a little drinking game to help ease the stress of watching other people choose homes they cannot afford.

House Hunters Drinking Game (can be altered to fit any HGTV program)

Take one sip:
When potential homeowner approves of the home’s granite counter tops
When potential homeowner approves of the home’s stainless steel appliances
Camera shot of double sinks in bathroom
When potential homeowner complains about closet space
When potential homeowner complains about room size
When potential homeowner bitches about paint color
Husband “playfully” pushes wife into walk-in closet
Anyone describes a room/home as “spacious”
Potential homeowner whines that home’s location is not close to trendy restaurants and shops

Take two sips:
When realtor shows potential homeowner a home way outside of the budget (three sips if narrator claims this to be at the “top end of [potential homeowner]‘s budget”)
When potential homeowner complains about a home’s lack of granite counter tops
When potential homeowner complains about a home’s lack of stainless steel appliances
When the potential homeowner calls their new home perfect (despite making many compromises, going over budget, etc.)

Chug:
Whenever anyone claims a space is “perfect for entertaining”
If the episode ends with potential homeowners NOT buying a house
If it’s an old episode with Suzanne Whang
If it’s the episode of the Mackays in Australia (because you’ll probably hear “bull shark” eight hundred times during the episode)