katharine develops a false sense of ability

things the internet convinces me i could do

cook
bend wire into attractive typographic art
wear a pixie cut without looking like a boy
attempt complicated cosmetic tricks
take photographs
play the ukulele
cut my bangs
start a successful meme
knit
create websites
write for the list section of McSweeney’s
be funny on Twitter
design desktop backgrounds
create my own Wikipedia entry under an alias
like Doctor Who
make friends

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