katharine makes a list: allergies

list

things to which i claim to be allergic

intolerance
douchebaggery
the word “douchebaggery”
extreme couponers who don’t bring their own shopping bags and carry out bajillions of bottles of sport drink and hot sauce in dinky plastic bags
dust mites
grass pollen
penicillin
autotune
babies
toddlers
overenthusiastic dogs
washing dishes
the music of hans zimmer
sad movies

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