katharine makes a list: potato chips

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potato chip flavours that probably still don’t exist

tuna salad
vodka
peppermint
gin and tonic
rice
popcorn
leftover pizza
thanksgiving dinner
Play-Doh
Coca-Cola
tree bark
mother’s burnt meatloaf

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katharine makes a list: naming things

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We have enough band names. Let’s put our pithy phrases and portmanteaus toward the naming of other things.

“blank” is the name of my new:

nail polish color
smartphone app
children’s book
novelty eatery
social networking website
podcast
newly discovered alien species, bacteria, or plant life
vehicle model
gourmet dish
font
Esty shop
publishing imprint
amateur detective character
improv comedy troupe

katharine makes a list: allergies

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things to which i claim to be allergic

intolerance
douchebaggery
the word “douchebaggery”
extreme couponers who don’t bring their own shopping bags and carry out bajillions of bottles of sport drink and hot sauce in dinky plastic bags
dust mites
grass pollen
penicillin
autotune
babies
toddlers
overenthusiastic dogs
washing dishes
the music of hans zimmer
sad movies